WELCOME TO TED D BARE!!
WE ARE SOOOOO STOKED YOU’RE HERE!!!
Below are the little things you'll want to know when coming to see us.
(Please read and keep scrolling to choose your appointment)
1) A NON-REFUNDABLE deposit is required to set an appointment and goes toward your procedure. All balances due are CASH only, tips not accepted. We do NOT have an ATM on site.
2) We require 24 hour notice for schedule changes and have a 5 minute grace period. If you cancel, reschedule with less than 24 hour notice, no show or arrive more than 5 minutes late to your appointment, you will forfeit any deposit/prepayment, incur bad karma and our estheticians will whisper behind your back. (Oh what, WE'RE mean??!?!? No ma'am, YOU'RE mean!!!). So please schedule responsibly and take traffic, weather and duck crossings into consideration when planning your commute.
3) If you made a same day appt AND/OR if your appt is less than 24 hours away, you will no longer be able to cancel/reschedule/change your appointment because there's no way we can now fill in this slot. You will forfeit your deposit if you arrive more than 5 minutes late or if you cancel/reschedule.
4) If you schedule multiple services but arrive late to your appointment causing us to only complete a portion of the services requested, you are still financially responsible for everything you requested at the time you made the appointment because we allowed additional time to your appointment based on your request.
5) Please make sure your hair is AT LEAST half inch long which means no waxing, trimming or shaving for the past four weeks.
6) *** IF YOU'RE PREGNANT at 5+ months and haven't seen us at least three times in the LAST 5 months, we will not be able to wax you. Pregnancy hormones thicken the hair and the swelling of your body, it'll be an extremely uncomfortable experience for you. NO EXCEPTIONS.
7) We only accept clients who are 18 years or older and our tables accommodate up to 300 pounds**.
8) We use an all purpose STRIP wax for all body parts.
9) Yes, you can wax during your monthly bleeding. We live in the Bay Freakin’ Area circa 2023 which means you won’t be banished to a menstruation hut. Just use a tampon or menstrual cup!
10) Never book for a friend. They’ll arrive late (couldn’t find you!) with hair that's too short (didn’t know!) or no show (appts today?!?!?). You end up losing your deposit. It's like last nights Tinder Date: not worth it.
11) If you need a SAME DAY appointment because you’ve scored a last minute date and you’re ill-prepared to have the most mediocre sex of your life, TEXT us (408.805.4929). We can let you know if a cancellation hasn’t yet popped up online.
12) What's that? You want to book directly with your esthie bestie?!?!? We got you... IF YOU'RE LOOKING AT A SPECIAL OFFER, you cannot choose your esthie and you must book through the options in the next section.
To book with Pai:
https://teddbarewaxing.as.me/pai
To book with Mya:
https://teddbarewaxing.as.me/mya
To book with Rika:
https://teddbarewaxing.as.me/rika
To book with Gavi:
https://teddbarewaxing.as.me/gavi
To book with Zai:
https://teddbarewaxing.as.me/zaireen
Afterwards, please forward your confirmation to us with the subject heading "(name of esthie) preferred" so we can lock you in with her. Otherwise our system can randomly move appointments around to make room for other appointments.
Keep in mind, our system can also be shy and sometimes doesn't show all availabilities so if you're needing an appointment on a particular day but don't see anything, hit us up and we can double check for you
We, like, LUV-luv you already and we thank you for choosing us.
Mwah! Mwah!
